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Ms. B's greatest (s)hits? ah, yeah, ms. b always there to please the annoyance factor! |
ms. b (greatest hits?) is this some of the funnier shit? or are we jerking ourselves off here? dear ms. b, hey! you is a god damned muther fucking sucking ass biting mule faced cunt bitch! Todd Haroldson, MI Dear Todd(uh), by gol! i'm flattered! i think i'm going to cry! i guess it's just my charm. oh by the way TODD, your first name means death. dear ms. b, now i've heard it all! you actually connected nicely to some one in the last two issues?! Rich Thortmau, Vancouver. Dear Thort(head), yup, i am slipping. all because of you assholes fucking me up soo badly. connected to assholes. dear ms. b, why all the insults? i just don't get it? i mean, no advice is really given here! Lisa Grant, MA Dear Lisa, i GRANT it, you're catching on nicely! when did you figure this out? dear ms. b, i suppose you're a bitch, you get crappy, crabby and never get laid. welp, i feel really sorry foryou. if you'd stop being such a cunt, you may be some dick sometime. Elin Vermmassi Dear Elin, oh i thought you knew? see it's not the dick part i'm having trouble with. i get too many dicks writing me! NEXT!
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dear ms. b, is the reason why you're soo bitchy is because you've got bats in your cunt in order to keep down the insect population? Mr. G, MD Dear Mr. G(erbil rectum), well, better to have bats then cheese my friend. at least the bats help. Dear MB! the reason why you're a bitch is because your ass backwards you sit down to take a crap it comes out your cunt? Mr. G, MD Dear Mr. G(enious), Wow, two questions in a row, how'd you come up with the brain power? i'm impressed, don't get wear yourself out now. dear bitch, do you take it up the ass? rectal ronnie Dear rectal head, i have chunks of you in my stool, want to see? ms. bitchy, you is one fucked up bitch! why do you even bother answering mail? you never really talk to anyone. Dear anyone?, yup, you is right. all the people i talk to are nobodies anyways. how'd you figure that out? NEXT!
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