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ms. bitchy archive

hey!  do you take baths?  probably never.

George Lyndburg, Nashville

Dear George,

no, not the same way you do probably, does piss bucket bring back memories?

Dear ms. b,

did you ever graduate from kindergarden or are you elevated enough to take on the 1st grade?

Lori Thomson, MA

Dear Lori,

nope, i never need to take any kind of education, nor be educated in any way...  see, i'm superior to humanoid organisims like yourself.   that's why i'm here...  to guide and inihilate you.   (and to think you thought i was just answering dumbass questions.)

dear ms. cuntiss from hell,

why the fuck bother, you are too ugly.

anonymous, up yours!

Dear A,

please let's keep the topic straight, if you want to talk to a cunt i'm sure i can fix you up leona hemsley.  but no autographs please.

dear ms. b,

i can't see how worm's getting any kind of good reviews with a bitch like you around fucking up the whole works. 

lisa brian, Vancouver BC

Dear Canadian turd,

well, i don't think it would be me, i would think it would be the asshole who ask the questions...  what do you think?

dear ms. b,

do you hold a regular job?  if you do, how come?  and if not, that's a releif.

stuart.

Dear stuart,

what are you??? dan quayle?  can't spell worth a shit?   anyways, like i said, i'm not part of the human race, therefore i don't need to work, 'cuz i won the lottery.  that's why!  and it was with your TAX dollars!   har!