ask elvis 2001

brand spanking fresh from your grocers FREEZER burn!

oh my fucking god your the original ask elvis from wormfeast!  it is so nice to see you, there is so many ask elvis forums and sites online it is just a fucking joke your the original i remember you from that small xeroxed, stapled piece of shit rag from 1980's!   it is good to find you again.     ok here is a question.

after all the controversy would you hire or remarry the group again (memphis mafia and pricilla)

hell no.   it's bad enough i have to think about those times laying in the tub softening my impacted colon so i can shit again.    

yrs. in dismay!  and thanks for finding us again!

Elvis.

(oh yeah next year it will be 20 years!  oh do celebrate with us!)

ahem... umm... no wait... okay...  why... uhhhhh.. ok ok.. ookay... who, aww shit...  all this screwing around and i forgot my question.   aah well, goodnight elvis.

well goodnight to you too!  sleeping is beneficial, beleive me!   i took enough drugs to sleep for a billion years... and i am STILL tired.    ah fuck drugs.. next life i'm staying married an' listen to mah old lady talk my ears off, be much healthier and more effective  (sorry it was a JOKE!  a JOKE!).   and if you forget too much take some gensing.  either that or stop smoking pot!   (just kidding! who'd wanna stop anyways?)  just kidding again, oh god i'm sorry been a long day i should take your initiative and just go to bed!

nitey nite!

Elvis

when does our meeting start.

meeting?  are you in my schedual book?  i don't remember having anymore meetings since i nodded off to sleep in my bathroom for the last time.. wait.. is this red or sonny?

i'm too old to make scheduals!

yrs,

Elvis.

my penis kinda hurts lately.. what can i do 'bout this.. i don't jerk that often it's got all these little freckles on it...  hope you can help me  Jochem Roest.

you shouldn't mess around son, i mean isn't your cockus erectus important enough?  you better seek help and fast, i mean do you wanna life without your wanker?  i sure as hell wouldn't. yeah so what it didn't work much anymore after that but i still had it and there was that hope!   besides finding virgins always that usually helps unless there's something else wrong.   did the girl have freckles?    i had tiger dick one time.. but then  i kinda found myself alone in bed with ah.. HAY! wait a second.. no no no that was something else!   see a doc now and you'll save your mr. happy!  (nevermind all that stuff i just said i'm in coheirant!)

yours in tissues and disease!

Elvis.

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