ask elvis 2000
these are the latest, seems our archiving is more detailing then we dare assumed.
explain this picture i found on the knightmayor.com site!
oh um... well that's a good one, um.. that's not me with a beard and that's not my son! no way impossible. (clears throat) yeah um... it's a fake done by our graphical staff, yeah.. that's it! sure, great job.. chokes.. FIRE! (clue in.)
suspiciously yours,
Elvis
are you sitting somewhere in a room playing cards with abe lincoln and mahatma ghandi? Mike.
um.. nooo.. i'm sitting before the computer, answering your question to me darling. and i'm having a kahlua and milk, courtesy of my employers now. having a rest and enjoying the country side view sunset and the sounds of music in my ear... tho the music is wall of turds it's music anyways. it's great here working at knightmayor, it's my near 20th anniversary, why dontcha drop by and celebrate with us next year? (sorry, kahlua kicking in making me talkative) okay where was ah at now? oh.. abe lincoln was a great man... i'd love to sit next to him some day... maybe a different time and place. ghandi, i hear he drank piss so, well our beer is like piss cept for what fire brews but other then that it's close to it, i'm sure he was a great man too. and i love to play poker.. tho they get into this strip poker thing, i just ain't got the body for that... shameful activity here, makes me wanna grab my .44 and hammer at the equipment, get tired of S.O.B and radio head and....
now i'm bumbling... you got any jelly donuts on you? i can't stand what they eat here, nearly alive meat hardly cooked...
weak tea... and carrot juice. a man of my lifestyle can't handle it i've lost soo much weight i'm..... HALP ME GET ME OUT
OF THIS SHIT HOLE HIPPY HELL!
oh yeah i finally seen that 'hellcats' movie sonny west was in.. my god man.. that shit makes even the worst of my movies
look like 'gone with the wind'. i should be ashamed? i THINK not sonny.
okay before i completely get drunked out i'll just stop right here... WATCH... see?
i'm done.
blood for alcohol,
Elvis.
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What are you doing to celebrate the Millennium
Eve? 739239@
i think i'll haunt around graceland, coming up my birthday you know, and scare a few of them tourists to death!
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Elvis,
What is the meaning of life? Parsons, Shane
corn pone, jujubes and a afternoon with football, nacos and a tall vegas showgirl.
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Excuse me, Mr Elvis sir, but we're having some
problems with a VBA
application written by our Project Co-Ordinator, he seems to have a very
poor concept of what he is doing, and has created a load of bad code. Should
we trash it and start again, or persevere with the code in place?
Stewart Nolan
well i wouldn't know what you're talkin' about really, i'm just a country boy rise to fame. but if you had a good batch of pork rinds and some chilly to dip them in, i would say it's wurth it son.
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Why did you die? Your music was allright but you got so fat.
well ordinarily i'd whoop your ass but i'm just the spirit now and spirits don't have to watch their figures.
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