Ask Elvis Archives   -  (??? dates undefined at this time.)

wanna ask elvis something...  go FISH for it.

when we find the archives  (some lamo just had to move the cd files to some weird, unknown place like jupiter so it's going to take us a wee bit longer to upload the archive.

the archives.

1984

1987

1993

1997

• why don'tcha sing us a song?

1999

• colon health

2000

• why'd you get soo fat?

2001

• my penis kinda hurts actually

• ok what's wit da glasses mr. p????